Total Medals Earned: 179 (From 37 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,310 Points
Medals Earned: 7/11 (275/370 points)
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 25/25 (250/250 points)
KILL Levi Ramirez
KILL plufmot
KILL Stepford
KILL EpicJohn11
KILL Jack
KILL Zizou
KILL conundrym
KILL Connor Grail
KILL nokoi
KILL SomeApe
KILL Droid
KILL heyopc
KILL MigMoog
KILL poptaffy
KILL ayekerik
KILL Carter Sterling
KILL Andyl4nd
KILL meulinex
KILL SlickRamen
KILL Tom Fulp
KILL VoicesByCorey
KILL Shal
KILL Xinxinix
KILL PsychoGoldfish
KILL Will
Medals Earned: 5/11 (255/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
You know you want this medal
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 11/11 (60/60 points)
Überkids Destroyer
Look! There she is!!
Jan, I forgot to buy milk Jan!
That's one frickin long cat
HE'S COMING 4 YOU
ABOBO RUN AFTER YOU
TIEM 4 PEECHA
THE FULPS
EPIZ0RDZ LOLOLOL :]
B
Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!